Posted August 11, 2020 at 10:00 pm

Technically I think make-up is supposed have a hyphen in it, but if it bothers you just pretend they're putting on rouge first.

(I still use that "internal massage" line because I'm very good at initiating sex.)

Here's the old post!

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